A half-orc barbarian walks into a bar, gets into a fight, and accidentally brutilises the gnome wizard who stepped in to help him. Overcome by guilt, he will follow the gnome to the gates of hell to make amends. A human monk who has come to find a stray soul, any soul, to save from the edge of damnation is so impressed by the half-orc’s remorse that she thinks she has found the perfect subject (and an easy mark). The gnome? The gnome just wants some alone time with his donkey and his all-too-familiar echidna.