I, Rogue

Half Orc Barbarian who thinks he's a rogue. Really, he's a standover man.


I, Rogue
Male Half-Orc; Medium Humanoid ( Orc ) Barbarian
Hit Points: 13 Initiative: +2 Speed: Walk 40 ft. AC: 13 (touch 12, flatfooted 11)

Attacks: *Gauntlet 4; *Gauntlet, Spiked +4; Greatclub (two handed) +4; Sling +3; Damage: *Gauntlet 1d33; *Gauntlet, Spiked 1d4+3; Greatclub (two handed) 1d10+4; Sling 1d4+3;

Vision: Darkvision (60 ft.)
Face / Reach: 5 ft. / 5 ft.
Special Attacks: Rage
Special Qualities: Fast Movement, Orc Blood

Saves: Fortitude: +3, Reflex: +2, Will: -1

Abilities: STR 17 (3), DEX 15 (2), CON 13 (1), INT 12 (1), WIS 9 (-1), CHA 8 (-1)

Skills: Appraise: 1; Balance: 2; Bluff: -1; Climb: 3; Concentration: 1; Craft (Untrained): 1; Craft (Weaponsmithing): 2; Craft (Woodworking): 2; Diplomacy: -1; Disguise: -1; Escape Artist: 2; Forgery: 1; Gather Information: -1; Heal: 1; Hide: 2; Intimidate: 1; Jump: 7; Knowledge (Nature): 2; Listen: -1; Move Silently: 2; Open Lock: 3; Ride: 2; Search: 1; Sense Motive: -1; Spot: -1; Survival: 1; Swim: 3; Use Rope: 3;

Feats: Armor Proficiency (Light), Armor Proficiency (Medium), Martial Weapon Proficiency, Multiattack, Shield Proficiency, Simple Weapon Proficiency

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Possessions: Artisan’s Tools (Weaponsmithing); Artisan’s Tools (Woodworking); Backpack; Bedroll; Blanket (Winter); Bullets, Sling (10); Crowbar; Fishhook; Flint and Steel; Gauntlet; Gauntlet, Spiked; Grappling Hook; Greatclub; Meals (Good/Per Day); Mirror (Small/Steel); Traveler’s Outfit; Padded; Rope (Hempen/50 Ft.); Sling; Torch; Waterskin (Filled);


I, Rogue is a half-orc with a creative spirit. Rather then be known as the generic half-orc barbarian I, Rogue is convinced he can become more then that. The spirit of self-help burns deep within him. Even though, he is actually a half-orc barbariian and not a thief/rogue as he claims. He is certainly no subtle assassin or lock picker.

He became known as I, Rogue or Just Rogue in civilised parts because of his refrain “I not Barbarian, I Rogue!”

He harbours another great ambition, that is that he can one day become a bard with a magic didgeridoo (traditional orc instrument). To this end, he not only wields a didgeriedoo as his preferred weapon/club/staff but also collects as many magic trinkets as he can. For that day, in the far flung future, when he will actually be able to use them.

He has specialised as a snatch and grab rogue to this end. He is also a standover man, great at ransacking rooms in search of objects, and has a knack for disabling devices and traps without damaging said object too much. Just by hitting them in the right spot.

He is also a keen gardener and has a “secret garden” hidden away in the wilds where he grows things like pumpkins, potatoes, tgourds, tomatoes and the like. Basically anything vaguely heavy that he can put in his specially designed sling and hit people from a distance with. If he likes someone he will give them one of his cherry tomatoes, which are actually superb.

Surprisingly, he is also a vegetarian and a gourmet field cook.

His mother was human and his father Orc. Doesn’t like violence towards women, discrimination between races and accusations of carnivorism.

His favourite book is “To Kill ’em Orc Kings Bird” by Harper Lee.

I, Rogue

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